Do you like to travel? Explore new places, meet people, taste new foods? Everyone who says they love to travel should go on a trip with an interline flier (an airline employee who flies space available – last on, first bumped off). The excitement and uncertainty will make you appreciate the 30 cubic feet of space allotted to you by your plane ticket, even if you still wish you could “fly for free”. Accompanied by my interline friend, I went “leafpeeping” in New England last month, carrying my laptop, printouts of Boston bus schedules, and Plans A, B, C and D.
Plan A is that I fly to Boston, catch a bus to Portsmouth and wait at the terminal. Plan B is take bus to Manchester, pick up the rental car from the airport, drive to Portsmouth, check into hotel and wait for further instructions. Plan D: everything has gone to hell, my travel companion has been rerouted to Fargo and is stuck. Go on vacation by yourself. Plan C? Never set up since Plan A seemed feasible all along. Text messages were exchanged as we flew across country on different flights and times. What a relief, when my plane landed in Boston, to read “ON CLT TO MHT” which meant back to Plan A.
I meet up with PepsiPal, who forgives me my daily coffee while I forgive him his Pepsi transgressions. When you travel and everything is strange or new, just having the coffee I want creates my comfort zone. Driving around Portsmouth, in search of food and cheap champagne (California wines’ prices make me laugh, I’ve already seen enough to keep me busy for several days. Smuttynose Brewing Company offers tours and tastings Fridays and Saturdays. I’m intrigued by the name and want to try the Pumpkin Ale, the Winter Ale and the upcoming S’Muttonator Double Bock.

There are little Adirondacks on the front lawn of the hotel like an illustration in a children’s book. Breakfast, the next morning, is a crowded business of many people milling around a small room stoking up on calories for a strenuous day of staring at autumn colors. I sit down with my oatmeal and fruit next to a French couple who look like models from an Air France advertisement. They are going to Boston next. What do you say to somebody from France who wants to brave Boston traffic to visit the Freedom Trail? PepsiPal gave them some tips while visions of “Escape from Logan Airport” run through my head.
We are en route to Whaleback Light at Kittery, Maine although I am fully aware that said lighthouse is on an island, difficult to access by boat, and not open to the public. It’s located on the Piscataqua River, closest town is Kittery, established in 1830 and automated in 1963. The 50 foot granite tower originally had a fourth-order Fresnel lens, its present optic is a VLB-44 and the distinguishing characteristic is two white flashes every 10 seconds. The fog signal is two blasts every 30 seconds. These characteristics seem irrelevant until you realize that the two white flashes is unique to the area and serves as a landmark. There are no signposts on the ocean.
Speaking of signposts, I’ve heard they are rarer than hen’s teeth in New England. Sure enough, we get turned around, do some driving in circles and before you know it, we’re halfway to York. Dammit!! Missed the first lighthouse on the Maine coast!! Stay tuned for October sunbathers in New England and what to do in Kennebunkport.